For the first time in my life, I decided it would be a great idea to order jeans online. Now let me just say that over the span of my life, I have found maybe three pairs of jeans that truly fit. And you know, I don't think my body is all that complicated and have always been baffled by this phenomenon.
Nobody believes me when I say that the number one area pants don't fit me is the crotch. How is it possible? I don't know. Maybe my waste is a bigger size than my legs and therefore a more-than-obvious POOCH is created that will forever cause me to hate jeans shopping. I remember the first time I told my mom this. Her response was something like, "Oh, yeah right. That's not possible." And then she saw; she saw the extra fabric that accumulates in my crotch region with 75% of pants. (Yes, I did a scientific study.)
The point of this is to say that I ordered pants online and they freaking fit. At least, I think they do. And I paid half of the original price. Hooray!
May 18, 2010
May 17, 2010
My love.
Over the last month, I have watched Jethro re-fall in love with a project he started years ago. His passion and drive to complete this project is in full swing, and I could not be more proud of him.
Jethro is a spur of the moment kind of dude, especially when it comes to making major purchases. After buying jethroclaytonwaters.com on a total whim, he has decided to use the cite to track his final steps in completing his first book. I'm sure you'll also see a great pictures and hilarious anecdotes along the way.
Ladies and gentlemen, South of Ordinary.
Jethro is a spur of the moment kind of dude, especially when it comes to making major purchases. After buying jethroclaytonwaters.com on a total whim, he has decided to use the cite to track his final steps in completing his first book. I'm sure you'll also see a great pictures and hilarious anecdotes along the way.
Ladies and gentlemen, South of Ordinary.
May 12, 2010
Dysfunctional art projects with Mara
A few months ago I picked up a branch outside with the intention to create something I had seen in Martha Stewart Living. A few weeks following I was eating a Dove chocolate candy (you know the ones with inspirations written on the foil?) and it said something to the effect of, "Create the faux perennial branch."
Apparently Martha Stewart and Dove chocolate are working together.
Anyway, I took the hint... a month later.
Apparently Martha Stewart and Dove chocolate are working together.
Anyway, I took the hint... a month later.
May 11, 2010
Earth Day 2010
A few weekends ago I shot the Earth Day Festival for school. It was a good event and I probably would have attended had I not been fulfilling an assignment. I, like many people these days, have become increasingly interested in learning how my actions effect this wonderful planet. It's a good bandwagon to jump on.
At one point I was shooting a group of kids playing on recycled instruments. The guy leading was playing on a wooden shoe, and as I have my camera raised ready to shoot this tied-eyed man, I feel a tap on my shoulder.
There's a woman with a round face, thick black eye liner and red lips, outlined in pencil. She is about 5'3" and wearing a faux leopard skin jacket and black pants. She is staring at me, and I don't know why. Do I know her? She looks startled too. Except, she touched me.
"Are you a professional photographer - I mean, obviously you are, I see the camera - but have you ever thought of working on some projects?"
Confusion.
"Well, I mean, I am not a professional photographer at all, actually. I'm here shooting blah,blah,blah. But, if you're looking for someone, for portraits or whatever, I can refer you. I know some people who -- "
"Oh, oh. Never mind. I can tell if I am going to make a connection with someone and -- "
Comprehension.
"Well, what did you see?"
"In you?"
No. In the sky. Yes, in me.
"Yes, in me."
"You don't know yourself yet. You're young though, so you're in a good place. You've got time. But you don't know yourself yet. Keep looking."
Nodding. This is obvious.
"And,
you were a man in your past life."
At one point I was shooting a group of kids playing on recycled instruments. The guy leading was playing on a wooden shoe, and as I have my camera raised ready to shoot this tied-eyed man, I feel a tap on my shoulder.
There's a woman with a round face, thick black eye liner and red lips, outlined in pencil. She is about 5'3" and wearing a faux leopard skin jacket and black pants. She is staring at me, and I don't know why. Do I know her? She looks startled too. Except, she touched me.
"Are you a professional photographer - I mean, obviously you are, I see the camera - but have you ever thought of working on some projects?"
Confusion.
"Well, I mean, I am not a professional photographer at all, actually. I'm here shooting blah,blah,blah. But, if you're looking for someone, for portraits or whatever, I can refer you. I know some people who -- "
"Oh, oh. Never mind. I can tell if I am going to make a connection with someone and -- "
Comprehension.
"Well, what did you see?"
"In you?"
No. In the sky. Yes, in me.
"Yes, in me."
"You don't know yourself yet. You're young though, so you're in a good place. You've got time. But you don't know yourself yet. Keep looking."
Nodding. This is obvious.
"And,
you were a man in your past life."
May 10, 2010
Hire me! [NOT!]
May 5, 2010
May 4, 2010
PRO-CRAS-TIN-ATION
I've posted three blogs in 24 hours because I do not want to study for my Islam & Modernity final. I can't do it. There are so many names, dates, facts, arguments, movements and viewpoints.
I'M LOOSING MY MIND.
Anyway, luckily I have a boyfriend with a gnarly mustache to make me laugh in times of trouble.
I'M LOOSING MY MIND.
Anyway, luckily I have a boyfriend with a gnarly mustache to make me laugh in times of trouble.
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